One Sentence Movie Review: Ex Machina

One Sentence Movie Review: Ex Machina

One Sentence Review:

A young programmer at a company similar to Google is recruited my one of the founders to conduct a Turing experiment on the founders attempt at a human like robot.

My Opinion:

This movie is excellent. I had high hopes for the movie but it exceeded my expectation. It had my wife and I talking about the theme for days after watching the film. Watch this movie. Realize that this scenario could occur in your lifetime. Then contemplate what that means for this world. Also take a second to think about the amount of wealth a select few are amassing. What could they do with this amount of money for both good and bad?  If you want to spend some time thinking about complex topics then watch this film.

One Sentence Movie Review: Me, Earl, & The Dying Girl

One Sentence Movie Review: Me, Earl, & The Dying Girl

One Sentence Review:

A movie made in and about my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA, which deals with a high school boy who’s mother wants him to befriend a girl who was recently Diagnosed with cancer.

My opinion:

My wife and I randomly decided to watch this movie on Showtime. I had only heard about it because it was filmed in Pittsburgh. The thing I did not realize is that the author and story actually took place in Pittsburgh. An excellent movie that’s equally funny, interesting, and sad all in one package. High recommend.

One Sentence Review: Entourage Movie

One Sentence Review: Entourage Movie

One Sentence Review:

The boys from Queens are back in full feature-length movie but it sadly continues down the same scattered path of its last season on HBO.

Extended Review:

In my opinion, the first two or three seasons of Entourage are some of the best TV on HBO. I’m not saying that it’s the best quality with the best acting of any HBO series. All I’m saying is that I enjoy those first few seasons more than almost anything the service has to offer. I watched those seasons more than once. This show is an example of what HBO has been missing for the past few years. Though I think that void is being filled by relatively new series, Ballers.

To put it simply, I’m a big fan of the series. Even though I think the movies follows the same path as the final few seasons, meaning it’s pretty bad, that’s not to say that their are not parts of this movie that I don’t like but the movie as a whole is awful. It’s a scattered mess that had good intentions and sometimes hits them. This movie could have been good and if broken down into its former half hour format the storylines used in the film could have worked. For example, when the movie touches on its core such as the opening sequence it works for me as a fan of the series or when it focuses on the side characters, anyone other than Vince or E’s relationship with Sloan which is something I don’t think anyone understands, such Turtle, Drama, and Ari. Drama and Ari have always been the two characters that have made this show for me. I enjoy watching there ups and downs. n the end, the whole thing felt like a final season of entourage jammed into a full length feature film. They should have cut out all the excess storylines and focused on three things: Vince making this big budget movie (without giving him much screen time), Ari dealing with how to get the picture financed (but cut the billionaire son played my the kid from the sixth sense), and how all of this impacts the rest of the crews life (Does anybody care about E and Sloan’s completely unrealistic relationship?). I’m okay with Vince directing a huge blockbuster movie, E hooking up with a bunch of ridiculously hot women, Turtle becoming ridiculously rich and dating Ronda Rousey (Why not?), Ari dealing with Lloyd’s wedding requests, and Drama stressing over his small role in Vince’s film (I didn’t understand the release the video of Drama on Mr. Skin so far into the movie. Why didn’t the video come out in the beginning of the film or before and then show the impact throughout? This was an example of something that felt like a half episode storyline jammed into the end of the movie.)

Lastly, the end of this film is the highlight for me. If I’d do it again, which I probably won’t, I’d watch the opening and ending act because you aren’t missing much in between.

I can’t believe I just wrote over 500 words on such a bad movie. I must be a fan. Now, I really need to do something more productive with my day.

One Sentence Review: Magic Mike XXL

One Sentence Review: Magic Mike XXL

Review: It’s funny but I’m not sure if it’s meant to be. 

Side note: My wife choose to watch the movie and she decided to turn it off. I think that about explains it.

Recap: Male stripper friends reunite for a road trip to a stripper convention in Mrytle Beach. 

 

One Sentence Review: The Martian

One Sentence Recap:

An astronaut is thought to be dead during an emergency evacuation of Mars, only to be found alive, injured, and with less than a month of supplies but through all this adversity you discover that survival really comes down to deciding if you want to die and then trying to solve one problem at a time.

One Sentence Review:

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in the past few years, now I haven’t watched the Reverant or Spotlight, but this movie exceded my expectations though they were probably poor expectations because I was thinking this movie was going to be more like Gravity.

One Sentence Review: Mad Max Fury Road

One Sentence Recap:

Max is captured and turned into a slave, because of his type O blood type, and forced to come along on the hunt for Furiosa who’s stolen the leaders brides, where he’seventually freed then captures Furiosa, the wives, and helps them flee their captures.

One Sentence Review:

Somehow they turned the fourth installment of a franchise into a good movie that kept someone who had never watched any of the previous films interested enough to watch until the credits rolled.

One Sentence Review: Straight Outta Compton 

One Sentence Review: Straight Outta Compton 

A few boys from Comption created one album that helped start the Gangsta Rap genre and set off a larger debate about race, inequality, abuses of power, and freedom of speech.

Other stray thoughts:

  • A good movie with underrated performances by most of the cast. Ice Cube’s son playing his father was spot on.
  • I think they left out a lot of unflattering details. I remember reading a good tweet that stated this movie should have been titled, “an autobiography of NWA as approved by Dr. Dre & Ice Cube.
  • It’s funny to think how Dr. Dre & Ice Cube started as hardcore gamgsta rappers. Now, Dr. Dre works for Apple and Ice Cube makes comedy movies like Daddy Daycare.
  • The group was powered by two incrediblely talented individuals: Dr. Dre & Ice Cube. Dre made the beats and Cube wrote the lyrics.
  • Who was more important? In my opinion I think it’s Dr. Dre’s beats. I believe most people judge a song based on it’s sound first, lyrics second. Both have to blend but I usually write off a song in the first 15 – 30 seconds.