Dad’s Life Lessons #3

Never touch another man’s pee stream. The only exception is when you’re involved in a sword fight.

For those who may get confused, I meant touching streams while sword fighting. Nobody uses their hands in a sword fight. That’s just gross.

This lesson is part of my goal to publish a book of life lessons and give a copy to each of my children. 

All of these comments have been said to one of my kids at one time or another.